Mountain biking is inherently ridiculous—we voluntarily hurl ourselves down mountains, crash spectacularly, emerge covered in mud, and immediately want to do it again. This beautiful absurdity deserves to be celebrated, not just endured.
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FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're based in Germany, but our shirts are printed in the USA – because apparently that's where the magic happens.
We've got printers in both Florida and Texas cranking out quality tees while we're over here shredding trails and drinking beer.
Do you ship internationally?
Right now we're only shipping within the USA – yeah, we know, a German brand that only ships to America. Makes total sense, right?
We're working on getting worldwide shipping sorted so all you trail destroyers across the globe can rep our gear. Until then, if you're in the States, we've got you covered. Everyone else? Stay tuned. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is international logistics apparently.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a fancy number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its way to your door. It's like Strava for shipping – except nobody cares about your package's segment times but you.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, comfy materials that are soft enough to wear all day and tough enough to survive your post-ride beer sessions. They're gentle on the skin – because chafing sucks almost as much as hiking your bike uphill.
Exact materials vary depending on the item, but you'll find all the nerdy details on each product page. Just know they feel good and last longer than your motivation on a rainy day.
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